Friday, July 28

GYMNASIUM: hs

yesterday i went to the gym with alex. besides discovering that alex has a removeable hip, plastic hair and (shhh) a private ju jitsu coach, i learned alot about what it is like to go to the gym.
first of all, people are really really serious about working out. trying to make a mockery out of exercise? unacceptable! making faces in weight room mirrors? unacceptable! (wait, i have to eat some more of my boyfriends chocolate covered candied pistacioes) so, needless to say, i think we stuck out a little.
alex secretly has all these jock friends that she lifts weights with, and i was constantly being shushed and shewed because i didn't get their jokes:
"what's the difference between a barbell and a cowbell?"
"what?"
i think we all know my answer to that...
at the gym, alex and i developed our muscles, learned about mexican children, sweated and steamed our hearts out ("I steamed my heart out")
AND THEN,
alex told me about the aquatic ape theory, which i never knew about. !!! (i would explain it more, but i am guessing i am just an idiot for not already knowing but if you don't know you should really check it out...........)
at a certain point, this monologue gained the strange, ominous, mystical accompanyment of an autoharp.
strummmmmmmm
jingle
alex is starting an autoharp band called harpooner. i think that sounds dirty!
we are currently developing the band insignia. (think piercing sea flesh)

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[[tick]] HEATWAVE 2006
california is just too hot!
deaths:
25,000 cattle
700,000 chickens
22 in fresno
[[tick]] who knew security conferences were such a gas!
instead of meeting with stuffy stodgy pyongyong delegation this week, the asean regional forum gathered together for song and dance. wierder than most official world power rituals, the forum apparently always tries to "lighten things up" with entertainment and a little "personality." condoleezza rice played the piano. there was a bollywood show about nuclear threats:
"Oh, if only the world was Bollywood, we could all dance and happily prance and declare the world as jolly good," the song went.
"Then we add some handsome heroes, some villains and some nuclear Neros, a Mr Khan, a Dr No, a Mr Kim and a John Doe."
Japanese Foreign Minister Taro Aso sported an overcoat and hat to perform in a sketch featuring cartoon characters such as giant frogs, a Power Ranger and a mutant lobster.

[[tick]] lebannon, wah wah

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