buenos noches pajaros!

so, i really want to paint on my walls and whenever i tell this to people they wince and look at me like i am crazy. um, i do know how to paint. is it that wierd of an idea?
i am babysitting right now and the guy i work for was asking for a portfolio. do i give it to him? does he want to make me a corporate graphic artist just like him? (has anyone else really looked at the creepy corporate hipster arts mag thats going around town glorifying capitalism as a way to freelance and survive in this world?) will he try to pass me off to some advertising firm? i figure if i give a portfolio of my most crucial work (crucial in the "slang" sense of the word), then it will be up to them to decide. but, i mean, what are you supposed to put in a portfolio if you only want to work the way you like to work? when you submit writing samples, are they supposed to be objective and politically mild? i mean, when i was applying for "real" jobs, my writing samples were all about what's wrong with the united states and how capitalism is ru(i)nning our lives. was that the wrong thing to put in a writing sample if that's what i like to write about?
i guess i should just put stuff out there.
soon. but when!?
aparently george bush wasn't being literal when he said that god told him to do things. i don't know what he's talking about. i mean, is there a fucking devil or isn't there? i was trying to talk to alex about this the other day- you know, the fucking guy with the horns. yeah, you know who i'm talking about. and he's talking about god- the guy UPSTAIRS? yeah. upstairs in heaven. didn't you all see that movie about the guy who was on that show but didn't know it? i didn't, but i know what it's about. you see the sky? that's not really sky. it's just a ceiling. and god? he's up there. because george bush is one of those mutant reptile aliens underneath his "human" skin, he knows secrets, like the ones that god knows.
personally, i think it's absolutely charming when people like george bush or colin powell or donald rumsfeld flat out deny things that were said previously in recorded media, but i guess that's just my taste in men.
whatever. i'm going to paint my fucking walls.