sock it to me

so, a dear friend has found herself in a legal battle with the very aforementioned apparel chain where our other friend has begun her servitude. coincidence? i think NOT. this chain is taking over the world with the skill of the color changing fairies from disney's version of sleeping beauty. this place is everywhere, and soon, like my situation, you will find yourself on the front lines of battle between "funny/daring" and "cool/corporate".

in the great tradition of vice magazine, aa has embraced hedonism as a cultural value, equating crude exoticism close to the godliness of celebrity. i love the idea of "party company" where cool gets you right to the top- i mean, my future's so bright i gotta wear shades. actually, that's just a line from 21 jump street, and i am definately not cool enough to get into this party company.

"they said i wasn't funny."

like denise, my sense of humor is too dark for the party (unless of course someone at the party got some grillz to smile at our jokes- NOT FAR AWAY!!!)
anywayz, they want to sue her for writing a clever jab about the "CEO". (my favorite line: dov charney emphasizes the "tail" in retail. their favorite line: "masturbation in front of women is underrated."- from the spankmaster himself!) but, i guess there's a new class of jocks that like to bully the nerds who make jokes about them: the hipsters!
i love how fast cool changes social hierarchy!
death to the demon american apparel!